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flowerinafield: The cutest thing I’ve ever seen SECONDED.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:20:07 -0400

The cutest thing I’ve ever seen

SECONDED.

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:09:25 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

Queen Michelle.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:54:15 -0400

ao3org: Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:07:41 -0400

ao3org:

Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I’ll say it. Maybe you’re right. Maybe we will see each other again. But just in case we don’t I want you to know how much you’ve meant to me. I’ll never be able to shake you. Whenever I see a big pair of feet or a cheesy mustache, I’ll think of you. Whenever I smell month-old socks, I’ll think of you. And the next time somebody nails my shoe to the floor. And when somebody gives me a martini that tastes like lighter fluid. I’ll miss you. I’ll miss you… a lot. I can’t imagine what this place would have been like if I hadn’t found you here.

I can’t imagine what this place would have been like if I hadn’t found you here.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:49 -0400

buzzfeed: You may have seen The Great Gatsby over the weekend,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:24:06 -0400

buzzfeed:

You may have seen The Great Gatsby over the weekend, but wait until you see The Great Catsby.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 00:28:14 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 20:03:03 -0400

#LASTNIGHT Oops!

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:53:19 -0400

#LASTNIGHT

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MOST OF THE NEXT SIX DAYS. IN GIF.

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:06:47 -0400

MOST OF THE NEXT SIX DAYS. IN GIF.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:56:55 -0400

Matthew 6:34

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:56:15 -0400

Matthew 6:34

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:52:43 -0400

Ima hafta stop you right there, JustLittleThings. I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:42:15 -0400

Ima hafta stop you right there, JustLittleThings. I haven’t been 100% happy about the end-of-the-school-year feeling in like the past three years.

Melancholy as heck.

modern nostalgia

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:39:00 -0400

Browses Facebook Friendship Page… > ”Wait, what happened?! What did that mean?!” > Checks Calendar > Checks Email > Checks Twitter > Figures it out > Relaxes

#freak

Sidenote: browsing Twitter archive reminded me that I touched Mat Kearney once. How did I forget that? (Somehow.)

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